Dammit! Dammit! We here had sworn a solemn oath to neither read nor watch any Michael Jackson news. Then, at the Superbowl, yet another Jackson hit the news like [... simile deleted]. She appeared with a dance group from the Pelvic Thrust School of Ballet, who committed a spectacle of high tackiness. Then, she arranged to expose her right boob. Well! Of course this released: (1) endless repeat clips; and (2) a flood of self-righteous professional Deplorers, among whom a complete and bearded ass named Brent Bozell was the most egregiously offensive. We, of course, believe that the sight of a naked female breast will at once cause all five-year olds to become sex fiends and destroy marriage, the institution. Meanwhile, if any TV programs need a good Deplorer, the OO is ready, waiting, and works cheap. For the same fee, he will deplore thong underwear.

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