Flash! This just in from our Staff Director of Scientific Speculation. We have the results of a seminal experiment. As Readers know, the Objective Observatory is located on the Sea Rocks. The Observatory is reached via an Anguilla dirt road, which, like all such roads, is "surfaced" by a dressing of a reddish clay called "Marl", containing large and small lumps and stones. [Aside: at the Observatory, the Steward provides boiled cistern water labeled "Tang O' the Marl". Refreshing.] In the experiment, an observer was stationed on the road, with eyes three inches above the surface. What was the view? Reddish clay with lumps and stones. What did it look like, exactly? Right! The photos from the surface of Mars sent back by the NASA Landers. We call for an investigation, and suggest that all "Mars" research be conducted on Anguilla. You'll see the same pictures, cheap.

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